The Not So Father’s Day, Father’s Day
You may know the plot, but not the story. As a child of divorced parents, an only child, and the husband of a child with divorced parents holidays and special events spell extra strain. Holidays are stressfull for the hosts in any case, but add the fact that you can’t be in two (or three) places at once to enjoy the holdiays with everyone in your family and it can be a nightmare.
So, how do I balance a nice relaxing day with my kids and honor the Father’s in my life without wearing myself out? A not Father’s Day, Father’s Day. That’s right. We’re going to do Father’s Day on Saturday this year.
Pop came up from Jacksonville and we invited my Suegro, Suegra, and my Mom for a Saturday cook out at our house. I wanted to honor two of the dads in my life by cooking my Coffee Crusted steak for them and have some good ole fashioned Father’s Day fun (not doing much of anything).
Yesterday was truly a great day. No drama. No nerves. Lots of laughing kids (including me) and lots of good food.
Of course there was some family that we missed yesterday, but we had a great time regardless. I beleive the key to yesterday’s success was no expectations about how the day would or should turn out.
The steaks rocked, the conversations flowed, and the kids danced into the night (including me). I cannot remember a better not Father’s Day, Father’s Day.
Special thanks to everyone that helped pull it off, especially my loving wife.
If you’re a dad, Happy Father’s Day. Hear your kids laugh everyday even if you have to tickle them.
P.S. If you want a printed copy of this picture leave a comment to let me know.
Hello Mr. Banker! | Gabby’s Class Goes To The Bank
Field Trips were an amazing time when I was a kid. I hope that didn’t change for Gabby’s Pre-K class last week. Her class, all 19 kids, came to visit my Bank last week.
You can imagine the amount of pressure on a well-to-do dad like myself to impress my daughter in front of her friends. After all, she talked about the Papa John’s guy for months after he taught them how to make pizza on their other field trip.
All I do is run a Bank. How fun, right? How could I make their visit to a bank interesting?
It began a week before they arrived. I visited Gabby’s class and explained to the kids what banks do.
“Ok kids. Banks help people borrow money, save money, and use money. Pretty simple, huh?”
Then I explained to them that when they came to visit me, I’d show them all of the places and people in a bank that help people borrow, save and use money. I also explained that if they had time I’d like to get them to help me find something. A key… to a special box called a safe deposit box that’s kept in a special safe called a vault.
Of course, I explained that a safe deposit box is where people keep valuables like diamonds and jewelry (even though my safe deposit box only has birth certificates and titles in it!). The kids eyes lighted up with excitement.
When they arrived at the bank I asked them if they remembered the three things that banks do. Imagine, 19 four and five year olds screaming in unison “borrow, save, use”. That’s what I imagined too. Too bad that’s not what they said. If you were there, you would have heard “buy Barbies.. go to the movies…” etc.
Finally, I got them to remember all three things after some careful questioning.
We began in the lobby and I gave an overview of what we’d see during their visit.
“First let’s get a look at that box with the missing key” I said. So we did. The kids could hardly concentrate on the rest of the tour they were so excited.
“Now let’s go to the teller line. Which of the three things that banks help us with do you think Mrs. Barbara does?” They watched as she cashed a check for a customer and with a resounding “use!” they cheered out. We were on to something!
We then went to the personal bankers desk and asked the same thing. As Teresa, our Personal Banker, began to explain that she helped people borrow and save the kids became anxious and couldn’t help but to ask, “Have you seen a key?”
“No.” she said. “Maybe you should check outside by the ATM. I saw some people out there earlier.”
The line of kids shuffled outside to see the ATM. Pretty UNimpressive… unless you are a five-year old looking for treasure! I explained what the ATM does for people and they yelled out “use!”.
Then I suggested we take a look at the vacuum tubes in the drive through.
As we sent the tubes back and forth the kids noticed something shiny in the tube. It was a key. A key was stuck in the tube. All of as sudden I had 19 very ecstatic 5 year-olds on my hands.
There was no stopping them. We hurried in to see what was in that box. Before we opened it, I agreed to share whatever we found in the box since it was abandoned. I called Gabby to the front and handed her the key. The Safe Deposit Boxes are dual control meaning it requires a guard key and the box key which the kids found. I had Gabby turn the box key as I turned the guard key. The box clicked and the door swung open.
The kids were on pins and needles! I opened the box and they all shouted “Gold!” and they were right. Well, gold dollar coins anyway. I bought them and put them in there before the kids got there.
They were so excited! The kids had come to the bank, learned what banks do, and got to take home some money!
The treasure was all mine though. The look of pride on Gabby’s face as she beamed and said, “That’s MY daddy!”
Hope Uncorked – A Night To Remember
Hope Uncorked – A Night To Remember
My Grandfather and my Grandmother both suffered with Dementia and Alzheimer’s. So when my wife told me that her Grandfather was suffering from Alzheimer’s my heart broke.
Here in Augusta, the Alzheimer’s Association has a very strong presence and they have come together for several years now to give support to the community that has been affected by this disease.
When we heard about this years Wine and Food Tasting Event we were eager to attend.
It was a great time. April, Kenn, Amber, and myself got all dressed up and had some wine and cheese for a good cause. We didn’t win our silent auction choices but we did take home some great bottles of wine. It was and enchanting evening.
If you have questions about your local Alzheimer’s Association, you can find information here.
Have you been affected by this disease or has someone in your family? Tell us about it. Leave a comment.
All About Me Week
All About Me Week is a special week for the kids at Gabby’s school, Martinez United Methodist Preschool. You see they have rug time where a guest comes and reads a book. They get to have a guest at lunch each day. They tell what they want to be when they grow up and who their pets are. They bring and show off family pictures as well as divulge their favorite place to visit. These are the kinds of moments I remember the most from my preschool days. The wonder of having a full week orchestrated around YOU.
What if work was like that for one week a year? Your boss would hold a special meeting where you’d show a power point of your dogs, your favorite place to visit and your wife would come read to everyone during the catered lunch. You’d feel like a star, right?
Well Gabby sure felt like a star. Amber read the story to the kids, and she, April, and myself joined her for lunch (separately). For lunch, I joined her first. The kids SWARMED me. “Gabby’s Daddy, what’s your name”
“Gabby’s daddy, will you open this?”
It was fun, but you could tell this was a normal thing for them. NOT for me though. I felt like an 80′s Rock Star. Like the Axl Rose of preschool. (There’s a “School House Rock joke in there somewhere).
The kids did the same to Amber on the second day and April on Friday. April took Evan which really made the natives restless. On Thursday night Gabby asked if every week could be her “All About Me Week”. You could tell she really had a good time. The kids learn a lot about each other and the seem to be closer because of that.
Hopefully her feelings and memories about this week will last long as mine have.
Ryan McKinney
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Gabby – April’s Wedding
Gabby is growing up so fast.
She is beautiful, however when I saw this one, I almost lost it.
My little girl is going to break some hearts. That’s for sure. I just hope she’s gentle with mine.
These Photographers ROCK.
Images by Ingrid were professional, fun, and they really take fantastic pictures.
Viva Las Vegas
Vegas is exciting to say the least. Our trip began rather rocky.
We left for ATL airport and the flight was full. Amber fed Evan right before we boarded and he was fine.
There was a crying baby on the flight that cried the whole way to Las Vegas. Too bad it was my baby! Amber and I looked at each other after about an hour of non-stop Evan crying and we both mouthed, “I want to go home”. I almost began to cry.
The flight attendant sold out of $2 headsets as soon as she walked down the aisle. In fact, I think the price went up as she got low on supply. Evan finally calmed down about 45 minutes before we landed and fell asleep. The flight was full, bumpy, and miserable. To add insult to injury, the air conditioner was broken.
When we landed it seriously felt like a rescue. Kenn and April picked us up at the Las Vegas airport and it was a quiet, cold ride to the Red Rock Resort.
As we arrived at the Red Rock Resort, we were escorted into V.I.P. status lounge and treated to a speedy check-in. Next my family of four was greeted with a king-sized bed. I didn’t even care. I was ready to pile up. All four of us and go to sleep. Amber called down to the front and quickly remedied the bed situation. 10 minutes later we were in our “2 double” room.
The hotel was beautiful and we were finally there. Whew.
I didn’t play much in the Casino. As a matter of fact, I came home only down $35 bucks. That’s like winning for me.
We piddled around on Thursday and picked up our Tuxes. On Thursday night, I was ready for some R&R. Auntie Bea and Grandma were going to watch the kids while Amber, me, and 26 of our closest friends and family went to TAO at the Venetian. I did bump into Kim Kardashian on the way out of TAO. She’s shorter than I expected. 4 Gin & Tonics and 2 Patron Shots later, we hopped back in the Disco Party bus that brought us to the Strip and headed back to the Red Rock. Good thing the kids were already asleep. (thanks auntie Bea).
On Friday we played golf at La Arroya Country Club. It was beautiful. Not only that, but VERY interesting too. Adam Horsely and Scott Benjamin are the REAL golfers in the group. Then there’s Kenn, Bill, and myself. Carlos was golfing for the first time and he was the life of the party.
It was a fantastic course and a gorgeous day. (Thanks Anna)
The rehearsal dinner was good. Traditional Mexican food. Yummy. I didn’t really get to visit as much from this point on, but Evan and I were able to bond a lot.
The wedding was beautiful. The ceremony, the dinner, the reception. Everything. Here are some of April’s Wedding pics.
Thank you to Mikey and Vicki for returning the Tuxes.
Thank you to all Kenn and April for letting me be a part of your ceremony. I am honored.
After that it was on to L.A.
Housewives
The Housewives of…
Personally, I think our housewives are way hotter than the ones on TV. It took a lot of coaxing to get this picture. We had a little fun at the Wedding Shower back in February.
Pinkies UP!














































