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9:00PM Evans’ bath
9:15PM Pass Evan off to Amber to put on his pajamas
9:16PM Make rice bottle concoction
9:50PM Go to sleep
12:54AM Let Chase out to pee
12:57AM Let Chase in to be disappointed there is no food out until morning
1:00 AM Clean up poop from an angry dog with a double dose of spite
1:15 AM Fall back asleep
3:30 AM Get up with Evan and plug the pacifier in and hold it there until he falls asleep
3:42 AM Let go of he pacifier and head back to bed to get some sleep
3:55 AM Get up again to give him his pacifier again
4:03 AM Go back to bed and try to go to sleep
4:48 AM Finally fall back asleep
5:02 AM Get up to put pacifier back in for Evan
5:15 AM Turn off the sound to the monitor
5:19 AM Take Chase out again
5:22 AM Give up on any more sleep and start coffee pot
6:00 AM Make bottle and get Evan out of his bed to feed him
6:02 AM Listen to the Bible with Evan while he eats
6:32 AM Take a shower and get dressed
7:30 AM Work on website
7:43 AM Review Calendar for the day
8:00 AM Head to work
5:30 PM Head to swimming lessons
6:00 PM Head home
6:10 PM Give Gabby a bath
6:25 PM Order pizza for dinner because nothing is thawed out
7:15 PM Pizza arrives and we eat
7:16 PM Evan smells the pizza an starts crying
7:17 PM I rock Evan to sleep so I can return to watching Backyardagins with Gabby
7:45 PM Evan falls asleep and I grab my cold pizza
8:30 PM Gabby and I brush our teeth while Evan sleeps
8:35 PM Tuck Gabby In
8:38 PM Unload and reload the dishwasher with dirty bottles
8:45 PM Get coffee pot ready for tomorrow morning
9:00 PM Get Evan and give him a bath
9:15 PM Make Rice bottle
and well… you know the rest.

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